when mcdonalds forgets your barbeque sauce
i started a new sleeping medication and one of the side effects is really freakin weird dreams and last night i had a dream that by day i volunteered at a library and by night i was a crime fighting lesbian who defeated misogynists and robbers and stuff with super literary knowledge
i was appropriately titled “the lesbrarian”
no i dont want to be remembered for this
START A BOOK SERIES ABOUT THIS. It’S DESTINY.
very into charts about naps
This is very useful for when I go back to uni.
"No, professor, I was not sleeping, I was taking the NASA nap."
But how the hell do you make sure you wake up in x amount of time????
Probably an alarm.
But you have to turn the alarm on like EXACTLY when you fell asleep
I always wonder why some people are disgusted with natural things and are cool with things that should never exists because they hurt others phisically and mentally
i follow them on twitter and the responses from men were almost all “i’m gonna rape you you feminist whore” sooo yeah thats why we still need feminism thanks