alt-j:

calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids

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vanillish:

when mcdonalds forgets your barbeque sauceimage

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ginathethundergoddess:

luficerr:

luficerr:

i started a new sleeping medication and one of the side effects is really freakin weird dreams and last night i had a dream that by day i volunteered at a library and by night i was a crime fighting lesbian who defeated misogynists and robbers and stuff with super literary knowledge

i was appropriately titled “the lesbrarian”

no i dont want to be remembered for this

START A BOOK SERIES ABOUT THIS. It’S DESTINY.

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sickbun:

✩ i’ve always wanted cute freckles so i gave myself galaxy freckles 

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I am only one, but I am one. I cannot do everything, but I can do something. And I will not let what I cannot do interfere with what I can do.

Edward Everett Hale (via autreehempburn)

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diamondtwink:

My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t

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i-like-bakerst-now-bakersts-cool:

"Yes. It’s a play! Shut up. It is a play."

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bagmilk:

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly

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madison-theurbanexplorer:

WE’VE GOT A 2319

madison-theurbanexplorer:

WE’VE GOT A 2319

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zoethejoey:

trashpunx:

zoethejoey:

jabllon:

peanutbutterlov-er:

clittyslickers:

very into charts about naps

This is very useful for when I go back to uni.

"No, professor, I was not sleeping, I was taking the NASA nap."

But how the hell do you make sure you wake up in x amount of time????

Probably an alarm.

But you have to turn the alarm on like EXACTLY when you fell asleep

zoethejoey:

trashpunx:

zoethejoey:

jabllon:

peanutbutterlov-er:

clittyslickers:

very into charts about naps

This is very useful for when I go back to uni.

"No, professor, I was not sleeping, I was taking the NASA nap."

But how the hell do you make sure you wake up in x amount of time????

Probably an alarm.

But you have to turn the alarm on like EXACTLY when you fell asleep

(Source: itsaisha5hah, via drunkensunflower)

scareamore:

eskaisbored:

alexbluebonnets:

Holy shit.

I always wonder why some people are disgusted with natural things and are cool with things that should never exists because they hurt others phisically and mentally

i follow them on twitter and the responses from men were almost all “i’m gonna rape you you feminist whore” sooo yeah thats why we still need feminism thanks

scareamore:

eskaisbored:

alexbluebonnets:

Holy shit.

I always wonder why some people are disgusted with natural things and are cool with things that should never exists because they hurt others phisically and mentally

i follow them on twitter and the responses from men were almost all “i’m gonna rape you you feminist whore” sooo yeah thats why we still need feminism thanks

(via poetgrantaire)

ATTENTION

skelezor:

TONIGHT BEGINS THE MONTH OF THE SPOOKENING. SKELETONS NOW HAVE DOUBLED CALCIUM LEVELS. 

B E W A R E ~ F U C K B O Y S

image

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420yearold:

Tumblr on september 30th

420yearold:

Tumblr on september 30th

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